If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour! I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again? So are you ever going to talk to me, or were you just going to continue to stare? Can I buy you a soda, or do you just want the money? I’ve got a thirst baby, and you smell like my Gatoraid! I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women! Hey, I’m a professional wrestler, can I get ya in a headlock? I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
I know milk does a body bood, but how much have you been drinking?!!!!!
Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them into your eyes?
I looked up the word BEAUTIFUL in the thesaurus taday, and your name was included. I’ve had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
For a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
You know, girls like you give guys like me a reason to live.